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 Types of WhatsApp status are for the persons who want to exhibit a fresh side of their personality. Some of the cool WhatsApp statutes stated herewith.

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hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.


I have not failed. I’ve just found 10000 ways that won’t work.


If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.


My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.


Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.


Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up!


I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.


It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.


I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended. Please be patient I will get to you shortly. Lol 😉


Having one child makes you a parent; Having two you are a referee.


Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?


Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.


I’m not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.


The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.


Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.


Funny Short Status for Selfies


Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror!


If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.


Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal.


I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.


I didn’t lose my mind… I just sold it online!
I’m born to express, not to impress.


I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!
I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.


I’m not crazy, I prefer the term mentally hilarious.


I am not single; I’m just Romantically Challenged.


I have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything!


Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.


If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.


When someone hates you for no reason. Give them a reason.


Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams.


I don’t care what people say or think about me, at least am attractive to mosquitoes.


Not always available, try your luck.


WhatsApp Funny Status In English


Waiting for “Ache Din”


Three Mistakes Of My Life: WTF (Whatsapp Twitter Facebook)


Hey there WHATSAPP is using me.


Dear math, I’m tired finding your “X” DUDE she is gone, Please Move on Bro.


I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.?


My phone is in airplane mode, WTF it’s not flying!


Teamwork is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.


Cute Couple WhatsApp Status


Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.


Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.


The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”!


You can never buy love but still, you have to pay for it.


Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.


Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.


You can either be right, or you can be the husband.


In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.


The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants..


Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.


Women’s apology: I’m sorry, but it was your fault.


Happiness is when “last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing”


Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.


Brain: Be patient. Heart: Until when?


WhatsApp Status with a piece of advice


If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.


Smiles are contagious… Be a carrier!


Do not be so open-minded that your brains fall out.

Motivational Funny whatsapp status

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.


Dear stress, let’s break up.


Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.


Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.


When You’re Downie Eat a Brownie!


When nothing goes right, go left.


If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.


Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status.


Hey you, yeah you. The one reading this. 


Wanna know a secret? You’re beautiful. Don’t ever give up.


Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.


The richer you get; the more expensive happiness becomes.


If Plan A fails, remember that you have 25 letters left.


Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.


Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you. 


Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar!!


Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.


It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you or speak to you.


If nobody hates you, then you are doing something boring.


When a door closes, another door should open, but if it doesn’t then go in through the window.


Sometimes, life gives you a second chance because just maybe the first time you weren’t ready.


Always Give 100%, Unless You’re Donating Blood.


I Was reminded that my blood type is BE POSITIVE!

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